Archive for January, 2010

Where is all the Military girl porn?

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I went on a hunt for some military porn that would make sense for Sextank. What I found was….not much? Pretty much all the “military porn” I could find was gay porn. I will continue my search for some good military porn, but in the meantime here’s a video of Francesca Sin from Army of Ass #5 (no I didn’t make that up!) and a few pics of some military chicks I found. Enjoy!

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Avatar Sex Scene?

Monday, January 11th, 2010

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Apparently the movie Avatar has a deleted sex scene between Neytiri and Jake which is included in James Cameron’s full script, and 20th Century Fox has posted online.  Below are the actual lines describing this “steamy” encounter.  The DVD release of Avatar is supposed to include this scene.  How long until a porn studio comes out with an adult version of Avatar? Pornatar!

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

*barfs*

Got Porn? The Big List of Porn Does!

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Do you like porn? Then you need to set http://tblop.com/ as your homepage! This site has almost every single worthwhile porn site on the internet listed in an organized fashion. I found myself clicking through to sites I’ve never heard of simply because TBLoP has such quality listings without all those annoying pop-ups and crap that we are used to with porn sites.

Check it out and show their quality site some love:

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Tiger Wood’s Condoms? “Protect your Wood”

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Couldn’t resist posting this. It’s hopefully the last Tiger Wood’s related post for awhile! But check out the newest product in the sex world, Tiger Wood’s Condoms. The song isn’t half bad either. :)

“Tiger condoms will not protect you from car accidents or Swedish super models. Any impression that Tiger Woods has endorsed or used this product with any of his transgressions is purely your own. This product has not been endorsed by Tiger Woods. Tiger Condoms are a creation of Practice Safe Policy. A portion of each sale will be donated to golf charities in the USA.”

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