Tiger Woods just doesn’t know when to stop…

February 16th, 2010

literally.

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Apparently Tiger Woods got his porn star mistress pregnant twice, both times when his wife was also pregnant, according to an interview with Joslyn James.
Joslyn James said her lengthy and steamy affair with Woods always involved unprotected sex.

Using protection “was never talked about,” the actress told U.S. television show “Inside Edition.”

“It was never protected.”

James, 32, who claimed she carried on an affair with Woods from 2006 to 2009, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time his wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis on June 18, 2007.

James said she aborted her next pregnancy close to the Feb. 8, 2009, birth of Woods’ son Charlie Axel.

Woods was never told about either pregnancy, she said, claiming she “just didn’t want to ruin anything.”

Porn star Joslyn James claims Tiger Woods impregnated her twice.


The amply endowed auteur, who redefined the adult genre with memorable turns in films such as “Big Breasted Nurses” and “My Sex Teacher #12,” said she was close to breaking the news to Woods, 34, but said she chickened out just before suffering the miscarriage.

“Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,” she said.

“After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it.”

But the miscarriage fueled her desire to be with Woods.

“I got more emotionally attached,” she said.

Despite her more-than-passing role in Woods’ marital debacle, James said she regretted the scandal’s impact on Nordegren.

“I feel bad for (Elin),” she said. “She didn’t deserve this, and she didn’t deserve being humiliated.”
James said she believed Woods’ scorned wife never had a clue that her husband was playing around with a porn actress.

“Not to my knowledge,” James said. “But she had two kids at home, and she was stressed out.”

Woods and his wife were said to be living apart in the same Orlando-area neighborhood so he can visit with their children. Nordegren was not wearing her wedding ring during recent weeks.

Woods is on an indefinite leave from golf.

Sextank saves lives

February 8th, 2010

We stumbled across a Sextank Facebook fan page and found this fan made video. Kid, when you finish school, hit us up if you need a job. Brilliant.

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Sextank video resolution

February 5th, 2010

As you may have noticed, the resolution of videos on Sextank has dropped recently. We are currently working on rolling out our library in a newly encoded format. This should go live in 2 weeks time so until then we’ll all have to live with the lower format files. Sorry for the inconvenience, but it will be improved shortly!

Where is all the Military girl porn?

January 29th, 2010

I went on a hunt for some military porn that would make sense for Sextank. What I found was….not much? Pretty much all the “military porn” I could find was gay porn. I will continue my search for some good military porn, but in the meantime here’s a video of Francesca Sin from Army of Ass #5 (no I didn’t make that up!) and a few pics of some military chicks I found. Enjoy!

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Avatar Sex Scene?

January 11th, 2010

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Apparently the movie Avatar has a deleted sex scene between Neytiri and Jake which is included in James Cameron’s full script, and 20th Century Fox has posted online.  Below are the actual lines describing this “steamy” encounter.  The DVD release of Avatar is supposed to include this scene.  How long until a porn studio comes out with an adult version of Avatar? Pornatar!

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

*barfs*